I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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