I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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