You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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