Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It was a blind-side dick pic.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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