I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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