Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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