And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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