i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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