tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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