u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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