Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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