Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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