So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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