Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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