no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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