Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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