Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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