He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think my moral compass just broke
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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