Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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