just come out here and I will go home with you...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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