I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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