did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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