You're earring is so big in my mouth
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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