Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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