at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This girl is more easily done than said...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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