I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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