did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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