what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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