would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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