what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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