did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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