I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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