You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need to align my fucking chakras
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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