Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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