You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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