Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
