I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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