S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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