just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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