but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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