morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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