everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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