You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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