Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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