Dual....:-)
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Alive.
So much puke
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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