Yo dont text me then not text me
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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