I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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