Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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