Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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