in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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