Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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