Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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