So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I wear drunk well.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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