Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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