I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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